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  1. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  2. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  3. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  4. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  5. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  6. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  7. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  8. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  9. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  10. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

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