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  1. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  2. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  3. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  4. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  5. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  6. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  7. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  9. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  10. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."

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