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Today's Jokes

  1. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  2. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  3. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  4. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  5. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  6. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  7. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  8. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  9. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  10. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

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