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  1. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  2. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  3. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  4. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  5. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  6. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  7. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  8. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  9. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  10. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

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