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  1. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  2. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  3. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  4. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  5. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  6. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  7. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  8. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  9. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  10. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.

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