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Today's Jokes

  1. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  2. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  3. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  4. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  5. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  6. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  7. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  8. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  9. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  10. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."

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