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  1. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  2. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  3. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  4. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  5. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  6. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  7. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  8. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  9. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  10. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.

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Your IP 216.73.217.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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IP 216.73.217.xxx
Address
United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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https://xbe*.shop/

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404 18.205.199.xxx · United States Virginia Ashburn · AWS EC2 (us-east-1)
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