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Today's Jokes

  1. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  2. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  3. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  4. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  5. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  6. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  7. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  8. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  9. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  10. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.

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Your IP 216.73.217.xxx
Address
United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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Visit #227003
Arrived Oct 19, 2026 9:17 AM
IP 216.73.217.xxx
Address
United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
URL
https://xbe*.shop/

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