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Today's Jokes

  1. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  2. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  3. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  4. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  5. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  6. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  7. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  8. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  9. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  10. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

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