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Today's Jokes

  1. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  2. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  3. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  4. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  5. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  6. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  7. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  8. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  9. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  10. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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