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  1. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  2. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  3. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  4. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  5. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  6. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  7. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  8. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  9. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  10. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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