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  1. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  2. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  3. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  4. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  5. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  6. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  7. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  8. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  9. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  10. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."

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