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Today's Jokes

  1. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  2. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  3. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  4. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  5. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  6. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  7. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  8. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  9. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  10. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.

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Your IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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