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  1. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  2. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  3. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  4. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  5. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  6. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  7. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  8. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  9. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  10. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.

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