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  1. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  2. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  3. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  4. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  5. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  6. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  7. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  8. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  9. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  10. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.

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